B. A nazir (pronounced NAH-zeer) or nezirah is a nazirite, but what's a nazirite (other than a poor translation of the word nazir)? These Hebrew words both mean "delineated one;" they come from the root word neizer (pronounced NAY-zehr) which means delineation or designation. The nazir or nezirah would delineate certain things as off-limits, the absence of which would enhance their spiritual sensitivity and deaden their cravings for physical pleasures.

C. Here's a excellent definition of "nazir" by Encyclopedia.com: "In the Bible, a man dedicated to G-d. The Nazarite, after taking a special vow, abstained from intoxicating beverages, never cut his hair, and avoided corpses. An inadvertent breach of these rules called for purificatory rites. His vow was for a fixed term (though it could also be for life), at the end of which he was released. Samuel, the prophet, and Samson were Nazarites. The name is also spelled Nazirite."

How do I become a nazir/nezirah?

1. Don't

While nezirut can be technically enacted today, it is unheard of in our times. There are many other viable, equally deep--and practical--means towards the end of heightened spirituality outside of the vow of nezirut (nazir status). You can become more spiritual through meditation, prayer, study of Chassidic philosophy, volunteer work, giving charity, or any combination of the above.

2. Get Out of It

Though the Holy Temple doesn't stand today, and hence, purification rites cannot be applied to the nazir who becomes impure, if one takes the vow of nezirut, the vow stands. But since nezirut is profoundly unadvisable, if one does take a Halachically valid vow (if it was uttered jokingly or it stipulated impossible conditions, it is invalid), he or she should beat a path to the nearest rabbinical court post-haste to undo it.

3. The Rules

A collection of singular mitzvahs apply specifically to the nazir. Again, only technically speaking, here's what nezirut would take: nothing "from the vine," meaning alcoholic drinks (Negative Mitzvah #202) in addition to any grape (Negative Mitzvah #203), raisin (Negative Mitzvah #204), grape seed (Negative Mitzvah #205) or grape rind (Negative Mitzvah #206), may be ingested. The nazir's hair may not be cut (Negative Mitzvah #209) and must be allowed to grow unhindered (Positive Mitzvah #92). To stay within that bubble of spirituality, the nazir cannot enter a building or facility--a "tent" as the Torah puts it--in which a dead body is located (Negative Mitzvah #208), and neither can he come into physical contact with the dead (Negative Mitzvah #207). And upon completion of the accepted term of nezirut, the nazir must bring certain sacrifices to the Temple and shave his head (Positive Mitzvah #93).